it seems like only universal secrets

thrill me anymore and also

a girl two chairs down is reading

a paperback about G-d and LSD and

I am understandably jealous.

There are at least 8 reasons

I will never be my favorite

person, not the least of which

is that he is someone else and died

before I was born, but even if

you were to be the same in every way

as someone else (you could